February 8, 2004

Global Schoolyard Rhymes - #6

The international collection of obnoxious kid rhymes rolls along with this hilarious triple-shot from Canada:


C'est Martine
La pas fine
Qui a pissé dans ses bottines
Sur la rue Ste-Catherine
En bicycle en gasoline

English Translation:

It's Martine
who's not nice
who peed in her boots
on Saint Catherine Street
On her motorcycle



Nous autres on est champions, champions
Eux autres sont champignons!

English Translation:

Us, we are champions, champions
Them, they are mushrooms!



Nous les filles,
on a du coeur, du caractère, des beaux yeux clairs.
On a des belles jambes,
des belles cuisses,
on est 36-24-36,
Et pis quand les gars nous voient`
"Wow, viens-t'en icitte!"

Vous les gars,
vous êtes niaiseux, paresseux et prétentieux
Vous avez pas de belles jambes,
pas de belles cuisses,
vous avez pas 36-24-26
Et pis quand les filles vous voient,
"Ouache, vas-t'en d'icitte!"

English Translation:

Us girls,
We've got big hearts, personality, nice bright eyes
We have nice legs,
nice thighs,
we are 36-24-36
And when the guys see us,
"Wow, come here!"

You guys,
You are stupid, lazy and pretentious
You don't have nice legs,
nice thighs,
you are not 36-24-36
And when the girls see you
"Yuck, get out of here!"

Sent by Catherine and Chuck

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