January 23, 2004

Global Schoolyard Rhyme Update #4

Here's a fresh batch of fantastic and quasi-disturbing kid rhymes from Russia, Holland and Germany!

If you've got a good one, send it on in!

RUSSIA

1st person: Skazhi klay..
2nd person: klay
1st person: skooshay bahnochku soplay!

English Translation:

1st person: Say "glue"
2nd person: Glue
1st person: Eat a can of boogers

Sent by: Daniella

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HOLLAND

... (name) is gek
met een lepel in zijn bek
met een vork in zijn kont
zo loopt hij de wereld rond.

English Translation:

... (name) is crazy
with a spoon in his mouth
with a fork up his ass
that's how he walks around the world.

Sent by: Eliane

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GERMANY

Eia popeia
Schlags Goeckele tot
Er legt keine Eier
Und frisst mir mein Brot

English Translation:

Aya popaya (nonsense)
Beat the rooster to death
He doesn't lay eggs
And he eats my bread

Sent by: Prensador

Do you have a great obnoxious kid rhyme from outside the U.S.?
Send it here for the next update!
Just be sure to include:
1) The rhyme's originating country
2) The rhyme in the original language
3) The direct english translation

While we're on the subject, check out some of the many verses to the classic "Diarreah Song" as compiled by the mighty mighty retroCRUSH!



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