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March 23, 2004

A Most Thoughtful Gift

There's nothing quite as special as receiving a thoughtful gift from a friend who has returned from a trip. It's such a nice feeling to be remembered like that. My friend Kirker got back from Chicago and gave me just such a present-- this stylish trucker's cap.

In addition to being so trendy right now, there are so many reasons why I love my new hat:

From a purely functional standpoint, this cap will help protect me from the sun's damaging rays for years to come. No pre-mature aging here!

The bill of the hat also acts as a "visor" to help keep the sun out of my eyes-- helpful for seeing.

The cap is very light-weight, so it won't cause me any undue neck strain, like all those "heavy hats."

What's more, the top of the hat is made from an expensive, delicate mesh that allows air in, and won't cause me to become over-heated. The darn thing is even adjustable to fit anybody's head! ANYBODY'S! What doesn't this cap do?!

To top it off, the front is accented with this eye-catching braided piece of rope. Sharp!

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I think it's safe to say, the true gift here is having a friend like Kirker. Not to mention, so often kids are embarrased by their parents. It feels good to know that I'm one of the few hip dads a kid can be proud of. I could go on, but right now I need to pack up the little woman and the kids, put on my nifty new hat, and it's off to church. See ya.

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