August 19, 2003

Thespian. Visionary. Maid.

Ann B.Let's think for a moment of some male celebrities that have put their middle initial into play. It's not too hard:
Michael J. Fox, Craig T. Nelson, Jm J. Bullock, Alfred E. Neuman, Bullwinkle J. Moose, Chuck E. Cheeze -- the list is long and impressive. (Just like me, ladies. But i digress.)

Okay, now let's think of all the female celebrities that have done it: Ann B. Davis.

That's it. Friggin' Alice from the Brady Bunch. God, she's awesome.

And you thought all she did was cook pot roast and not get married to Sam. Well, sorely mistaken were you, because Ann B. Davis is a revolutionary!

There are plenty of fine women who go by three names: Jennifer Love Hewitt, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Sara Jessica Parker, and there might be a few floating around using two initials like J. K. Rowling, but that's not the same thing. (Besides all she did is write some books anyway, and everyone knows reading is for losers.)

Women of the world! Step up to the plate and unleash your middle initials! Dare to follow in the footsteps of Alice the Maid!

Now, Ann B. Davis might tell you that the B stands for "Bradford." But if you ask me, it stands for "Brave." And also "Bold." (Okay, and maybe a little "Butch.") But for the most part it stands for "Brave."



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