July 12, 2003

Short, Soft, White Man Learns To Dunk

It took a long time, but I finally have mad skillz. I'm telling you, I am off the heezy. Granted, it's on Playstation 2, but that's besides the point.

The best part about NBA Street Vol 2, is that it allowed me to create myself in the game. From my perennial stubble to my stupid fresh threads. And now I'm a 5' 8" b-ballin' menace.

I have seen the view from above the rim, and I like it. In fact, after I had kicked enough ass on the court (or as I like to call it, "My House"), the game announcer granted me my own official nickname: "Rain." Because when I'm playing it rains buckets. Oh yes, ladies. You know you like that shiznit.

I now encourage you all to get your hands on NBA Street Vol 2 and do the very same thing. Create a character that looks exactly like me. Just be sure to name him Rain.


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