August 20, 2003
NutraSWEET JESUS
She reached into her purse, took out more packets of Equal, and dumped them on, too. And then more Equal. And then some more. I was getting brain cancer just watching her. I guess she noticed me staring because she said, "I'm sorry. I know. It's terrible. I'm addicted." I said, "I know it's none of my business, but now that we're talking about it -- can you tell me just how many packets you put on there?" She took more than a moment to count all the empties in her lap. When she was done, she looked up and gave me the total: 30 PACKETS!!!!!!!!! Holy crap AND shit. She put 30 packets of Equal in this little container of fruit and yogurt. Then she said, "I know it's a lot, but the good news is I've given up sugar. I'm really proud of that." I'm proud I didn't yuke on my laptop. Click here for The Sneeze Home Page! |
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