August 11, 2003

Mmm... A Steaming Pile Of Candy

Hey, who wants a Mountain Bar? NOW WITH 10% MORE PIECES OF CORN!

Okay, there's no corn in it, but there might as well be. The website says the candy bar is supposed to look like Mt. Ranier. Note to self: Cancel trip to Mt. Ranier.

Here are a couple of slogans the Mountain Bar people can have. (Generously free of charge, as usual.) "Looking for the perfect candy? You just stepped in it!" If they don't like that, then how about: "Mountain Bar: We're #2!"

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Posted by Steven | Archive