Hello!
I started this site exactly 4 million years ago in 2003. I kept it going until some time in 2011. It was broken for a long time, but I’ll be adding some of my favorite posts down below along with some new stuff. (Do people even read blogs anymore? Maybe we can make it cool again — like listening to vinyl or saying “hubba hubba” to hot people.) Thanks for stopping by!
— Your old pal, Steve from The Sneeze
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NEW! – A Rat, a Cat and the Problem with Mondays
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You Can’t Spell Treat Without Teat
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None Pizza with Left Beef
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Raisins 2025 Update
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UPDATED – Random Stuff from The Sneeze Archives
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Steve, Don’t Eat It!
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How to Draw a Face
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Raisins For Christmas
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The Wild World of None Pizza w/ Left Beef Gear
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ME BIGFOOT! – Just added!

